while playing predator and prey nature game.
(standing on an outside mat in front of a door)
kid 1: I'm out
me: I'm heaven, you can join me here.
kid 2: Oh, I bet heaven is pretty.
me: I'm sure it is.
kid 2: And halos and wings.
kid 1: (looking at the place where I was standing) Heaven is really dirty.
makes me understand why I want to do this.